30 Hottest
Men’s Health recently published an article titled “The 30 Hottest Things You Can Say to a Naked Woman.” Defective Yeti followed that up on his blog with “The 30 Least Hot Follow-Ups to The 30 Hottest Things You Can Say to a Naked Woman.”
Highlights:
3. “I can’t stop touching you. Stupid OCD.”
15. Nothing. Total, deliberate silence. You can stare at her, grab her, touch her, but don’t make a sound. If she tries to talk, place a finger on her lips. Then continue shutting down all effective means of communication between the two of you for the next thirty years of your marriage.
24. “There’s nothing else I’d rather be doing right now than getting dressed and hitting the road, but I guess I’m obligated to lie here next to you for another 20 minutes.”
30. “You sleep; I’ll go check on the baby.” A moment later: “Yep, we still have a baby. Goddamnit!”
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