I am not having a great day kinesthetically. Start w/ the sad puppy (see below), then pan to me spilling iced tea all over my desk as I’m about to leave work, and end with me spilling a gigantic glass of cranberry juice on my light beige carpet as I’m heading to bed. I’m pretty certain I’ve clinched the certainty of not getting my security deposit back.

I’m going to bed before I accidentally light myself on fire. :)