My friend, Chrissy, read an article in the NYT recently about the apparent comeback of the mullet - I told her I noticed the trend from the chicks on the L Word last season as well. She said “It’s a conspiracy!” And it was just downhill from there.

K: What kind of conspiracy fights to secretly bring back the worst haircut in history? just because Jesus rocked it doesn’t mean it’s right.
K: WWJD? He’d get a haircut.
K: Clean that shit up a little

See you in hell. I’ll be the one on fire.