Zach: You’re taking me to lunch today
Krit: Why?!
Zach: My b-day. No one wants to go to lunch
Krit: I made you muffins! Isn’t that enough?
Zach: You didn’t make ME muffins*
Zach: You gave me one of your surplus muffins
Zach: That’s a good band name. Surplus Muffins
Zach: And the signature song cound be Yeast Infection
Zach: Man, I just destroyed the line on that one
Krit: All I said was muffins.
Krit: You had that entire conversation with yourself.
Krit: Overflow of information
Zach: Like the levvy’s in New Orleans.
Krit: …
Zach: Too soon?

*This is true. They were community muffins. I shouldn’t shop when I’m hungry. I bought a lemon poppy seed muffin mix last night and then realized this morning I didn’t need TWELVE lemon poppy seed muffins, so I brought them to work.