I’ve decided that I’m not funny, but my friend, Zach, is.

Zach: You know what pisses me off?
Krit: Hippies?
Zach: “Off-White”
Zach: WTF does that mean?
Krit: Less white
Zach: Then say that
Zach: But how can something be less than nothing
Zach: White isn’t a color
Zach: White is simply something that does not reflect color when light is shone upon it
Zach: That’s like saying, “Give me a number that’s off-zero”
Zach: I’m never going to say off-white again…it’s f’n cream, deal with it
Krit: “Best train of thought for the day”
Zach: Yeah, it’s a little off-vague