… Krit, you are my mom, Jef, close friend or work at the Rock Garden
… Kris, you are my dad, step-parent or a grandparent
… Krissy, you are my grandfather (and ONLY my grandfather)
… Sister-of-Mine or George, you are my stister Jeffer
… K, you are Nicole
… Special K, you are Ben or Lisa
… KF, you are my boss
… My Baby, Jellybean or Mouse you are Jef
… Lerk, you are in the AIA
… Boot n’ Rally Farwell, you are Tim
… Doll Face, you are an ex
… Freakin’ Hippie, you are Josh or Zach
… La Manifesta, you are a Rodriguez Brother
… Fartface, you are my Aunt Carol
… Chatty-Cathy w/ a broken string, you are my father
… Spinney, you were at Devil’s Day
… Sparky, you are Naz
… Smiley, you were a member at Bally’s
… KK, you knew me when I was 7

I’m certain I’m forgetting something really obvious… anyone?