This conversation JUST happened between me, my boss and my friend Zach. Categorize this under “Best Segue Ever.”

Boss: CNN Breaking News
Boss: Federal Air Marshal fires weapon on a plane on the runway at Miami Int’l Airport.
Zach: Looks like a man was shot and wounded on a Jetway at Miami Int’l Aiport said he had a bomb, a senior official told CNN.
Krit: Wow
Boss: Random question…
Boss: Are you all buying addl life insurance (thru the benefits)?
Boss: Just curious.

——
UPDATE (12/8/05 1:52 PM) - Ok… now that we know the man was killed, this really isn’t that funny. But AT THE TIME, when we thought a man was just wounded, it was laughable. “A man was shot” “Hey, do you have life insurance?” I should just delete this post all together…