Konichiwa (or “Again With the Midgets”)

Zach went to Japan to visit his dad for Christmas and brought back these little doll keychains. I got first dibs, and picked this one because it was the smallest (go figure) and all the others had longer hair and different heads. Mine is different because apparently it’s a girl, but it also kind of looks like a midget in a helmet.
January 5th, 2006 at 5:35 am
I’m sitting here thinking to myself awwww, how cute until I get to the phrase “midget in a helmet.”
Then I just start cracking up and all is lost.
January 6th, 2006 at 6:53 am
And of course all I can think of is Nicole and midget hookers should be half price….