Speaking of Grey’s Anatomy, the best bit of dialogue (of the 32 minutes I did get to see, was this:

Doctor (to pregnant woman): Are you alright? Can I get you anything?
Woman: A boy, the size of a 10-lb bowling ball is working it’s way out of my body. Can you give me something for that? Can you give me a new vagina?
Doctor: …
Woman: Didn’t think so.