Happy (Almost) Birthday to Me

A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you

A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me

Let’s all congrulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you

Now statistics prove
Prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Preciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you

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“A Very Merry Un-birthday (The Un-birthday Song)”
Written by Mack David, Al Hoffman and Jerry Livingston

UPDATE: Credits provided, so as not to offend random people who stumble upon my site and condemn me for quoting Alice In Wonderland lyrics the day before my birthday (see ‘comments’). I had no idea my site had that much reach! Sweet!