The other day a few of us went to lunch at Kismet on campus and saw the saddest thing. A guy w/ a mohawk (not a faux hawk, but a shaved head mohawk) who was going bald. So he had HAIR… bald… HAIR.

If I were driving, I probably would have gotten into an accident. It was that kind of jaw-dropping, head-shaking, stare-worthy, awful.