Austin is getting an IKEA (months ahead of schedule even!) and a friend of mine admitted to me that, although he’s from NY originally, he’s never been to one. He’s excited for it to open, so he can finally see what all the hype is about. I found myself typing this explanation.

In my opinion, there’s good, cheap stuff, and then good, expensive stuff, and then not-so-good cheap stuff and not-so-good expensive stuff. It’s just a matter of your tastes. I’d buy throw pillows and picture frames and accessories and even a dresser there, but I don’t know that I’d buy a couch there. Because it’s going to be $900 and I can buy a damn good $900 couch some place else and I’m not sure that they make damn good couches at IKEA. You know? But they are very trendy. Remember in the last Austin Powers when Mike Myers plays Goldmember? He says “I’m Swedish, isn’t that weird?” Some of their stuff is like that. It’s Swedish and a little weird.