Adding insult to injury, my old cell phone has been deactivated before my new one has even arrived. I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work, but I have less than a day to wait, so I’ll deal. Below are all the things I’ve never done w/ my cell phone (and don’t plan to do w/ the new one) but am having withdrawals from now that the possibility has been taken away.

Vote for an American Idol contestant
Moblog
Download a bitchin ringtone
Mapquest my way to Graceland