There is no toilet paper in our entire house. The reason for that is because I can’t do two things at once and I left it in the parking lot at Home Depot while we loaded all the shelving into our car yesterday. We didn’t even BUY the toilet paper at Home Depot, we bought it at Costco and had to take it out to re-pack the car w/ all the stuff we bought at Home Depot. Part of me wonders if it’s still there. If it’s not, either an employee brought it inside to restock it, maybe to find they don’t even SELL that brand, or some random person took it home. I can picture them walking up to it… looking around… wondering if there really is a year’s supply of toilet paper free in the parking lot. Wondering if they should take it, because it’s a weird product to take w/out knowing where it came from. I mean, with what you’re going to do with it, you kind of want to have a little history with it.

I guess I’ll never know since I’m sure as hell not going back to look for it. Because if it WERE there, and I put it in my car, I’d be that person randomly taking toilet paper from a parking lot, and those are the kind of people I just made fun of.