When my sister was here, she bought Jef some Sea Monkey’s from Terra Toys. If you have kids, or a boyfriend, or a husband, any guys in your life, I totally recommend getting some of these. All the guys I’ve told about them are unabashedly curious and jealous.

This is how the past week has gone.

Day 1: Pushes me out of the way to hug my sister and rip open package of Sea Monkeys
Day 2: Looking thru the glass… nothing is happening
Day 3: Looking thru the glass… nothing is happening
Day 4: Feeds them. Should you be feeding them? It says wait a week. Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Day 5: Looking thru the glass… nothing is… WAIT… sea monkeys!
Day 6: How are your sea monkeys? … They’re getting stronger. I’m going to train them.
Day 7: How’s the training? … Good. They’re building weapons.
Day 8: I don’t see any sea monkeys, are they ok? … I think they broke out. I saw them building structures.
Day 9: We take the bowl off the mantel and have a moment of silence.

And that’s that.