K: Thank you for fixing the squeak on the bathroom door.
J: How did you know I did that?
K: Because I opened it this morning when you were asleep, and anticipating that terrible squeak, but it was gone. You clearly put some WD-40 on it, so thank you.
J: That’s crazy. If that had happened to me, I never would have assumed you had fixed it. I would have thought the squeak just went away.
K: I don’t know if I should be insulted that you don’t think I would fix something like that… or think it’s cute that you still believe in magic.