I swore I was going tell you that I hurt my shoulder doing yardwork, but I’m a sucker for a cheap laugh. Here’s what really happened.
I was at Ross yesterday (who doesn’t love a good discount) and ended up in the juniors dress section. You might say, Kristin, you’re 28, you’re no longer a “junior”, [...]

Categories: Lucky I'm Cute · R-R-Rambling

K: Oh look, they planted Japanese maples at the new Ikea. Those are so pretty.
J: My parents have one in our yard back home.
K: We have one in our yard in CT too.
J: I like them.
K: We should plant one. I wonder if they’ll grow here.
J: …

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There is no toilet paper in our entire house. The reason for that is because I can’t do two things at once and I left it in the parking lot at Home Depot while we loaded all the shelving into our car yesterday. We didn’t even BUY the toilet paper at Home Depot, we bought [...]

Categories: Lucky I'm Cute · R-R-Rambling

HD: Thank you for calling Home Depot. Please press 1 for store hours, 2 if you know your party’s extension, 3 to speak to a specific department…
Me: *Pushes 3*
HD: Please press 1 for the Garden Center, 2 for Hardware, 3 for Plumbing…
Me: *Pushes 2*
HD: Hardware, this is Tony.
Me: Hi Tony. I’m not sure if this [...]

Categories: Lucky I'm Cute · R-R-Rambling